CHRIS BROWN SOLUTION

I’ve figured out exactly what Chris Brown should do to end all of his troubles; Change his last name.

Hear me out. When I thought about Browns in the entertainment industry, I came up with a few names. Bobby Brown. James Brown. Foxy Brown. Then, it dawned on me. If you’re a performer, Brown is not exactly a good luck charm. So, I propose that Chris Brown consider changing his last name. Then, maybe he can make a new start for himself. Let’s face it after his meltdown at the GMA he could definitely use a new start.

P.S. – I am fully aware that there are some nut baskets out there that will take this as more than a joke. That's okay.