Archives for: March 2011, 26
ELIZABETH TAYLOR

It’s been so long since Elizabeth Taylor starred in any movies, making it difficult to see how relevant she was to the movie industry. I personally never quite got why she was such a big deal, especially when you consider that her 8 marriages often overshadowed her work. But here are a couple of things that might explain her impact:
1. She raised over $100 million dollars for HIV/AIDS research.
2. Her perfume line earned over $200 million in sales, pioneering the celebrity vanity fragrance.
3. She began acting at age 10.
4. Taylor is one of the few actors who have won 2 Oscars.
CHRIS BROWN SOLUTION

I’ve figured out exactly what Chris Brown should do to end all of his troubles; Change his last name.
Hear me out. When I thought about Browns in the entertainment industry, I came up with a few names. Bobby Brown. James Brown. Foxy Brown. Then, it dawned on me. If you’re a performer, Brown is not exactly a good luck charm. So, I propose that Chris Brown consider changing his last name. Then, maybe he can make a new start for himself. Let’s face it after his meltdown at the GMA he could definitely use a new start.
P.S. – I am fully aware that there are some nut baskets out there that will take this as more than a joke. That's okay.